New New Warriors

So if you haven’t heard, Marvel is releasing a new team to join the New Warriors. The new team will consist of a set of twins, Snowflake and Safespace. (I wish I was making this up). Safespace is in pink and his powers are he can creat a psychic forcefield. His non-binary twin is Snowflake is in blue and their power is they can make crystallized throwing stars.

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I feel like Marvel is trolling us all. Next we move on to Screentime who looks like a Ben10 rip off. His power is he’s connected to the internet, more than a normal teenager I guess.

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Next we have a Morbius knockoff called B-Negative. Get it, cause they are a goth kid so be negative. Fuck me I wish I was making all of this up. Apparently B-Negative got his powers as a child from a lifesaving blood transfusion from Micheal Morbius.

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Last but definitely not least we have Trailblazer, why just why! Her power is she has a magic backpack that she can pull objects out of, but get this, has no control of what she can pull out.

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This new team should assemble and go on sale April 15th as long as the “rona” don’t kill us all. The major question is Do or Do Not? As much as I hate every single new character they are introducing, my vote is Do. I’m pretty sure the comic is going to be $3.99, at that price if any of these idiotic characters lasts more than 5 issues it would be worth having their first appearance. I’m 100% not collecting the series but I’m here for #1 in the series.

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